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PUPILS CHATTER,
HIP-HOP PLAYS

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KIERON: Yo, it's Kieron.
K-dog, youse know who it is.

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Here we go. Scouse power.

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RAPS: This bird's trying to front

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And you're not even worthy

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Smell your breath from the Wirral

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This side of the Mersey

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My bars are ice cold

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And you'll still get roasted
In your head rent-free

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But you still get ghosted
You skint little muppet

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You're barred from Scousechella

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And what's even worse is
We've been bumming your fella, what.

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You got something else, have you?
Course I have.

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Come 'ead, then, kidda.
RAPS: Yo, Kieron

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I think you need to stop it
You're talking so big

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When your dick is microscopic...

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RAP BATTLE CROWD GROANS
I'll dumb it down

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So you'll get the gist
The only time you'll get a job

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Is in jail as a snitch...
CROWD GROANS

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Because if Lewis isn't there
You're at risk

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So if you drop the soap
Then you're deffo getting rinsed.

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CROWD GROANS
WOMAN: Yes, girl!

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Anyone who can decimate Kieron
to the point

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where he's questioning if he'll
ever show vulnerability again

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has to perform at the party.

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Yes!

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After the accident, I was
determined to carry on painting.

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I refused to let my talent die,

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so I taught myself
how to paint using only my mouth.

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We don't have any talent to show,
but we're thinking of wearing these.

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I'm not gonna lie,
life's been a struggle since,

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but maybe
being at the best party ever,

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I'll-I'll feel accepted.

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I'll be one of you.
Wow.

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You've really captured
what Scousechella is all about.

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BOTH SQUEAL
Here's your tickets.

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Sorry, mate, wheelchair access
is a bit of a ball-ache.

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Maybe next year, eh?

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You are repulsive.
Thank you.

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Hey, look.
Don't. No, no, no...

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Sorry, lads. Sold out.
MO GASPS

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As if, lad!
You've done that on purpose.

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Youse pitching is pointless.

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What could you
possibly bring to the party,

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apart from four little virgins?

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He's a virgin.
Lad... give us a chance.

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There is one thing you could do
to get tickets.

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ALL GASP
Yeah?

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Call your dad on speaker

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and ask him
why he came inside your ma

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and then pissed off for 16 years.

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KIERON LAUGHS
Shut up, lad.

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I'd do it.
It is only one phone call.

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One.
Are youse messing?

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I'm not doing that.
Off you pop, then.

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Before we go,
everything we've heard,

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is it true?

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Let's just say...

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if you walked into a room to see
Jurgen Klopp gargling Kieron's cum

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then cum-swapping
with a monkey on rollerblades...

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..you wouldn't even be
in the maddest room in the house.

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Oh...

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FFFFucking hell, lads!
REECE GRUNTS

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Why couldn't you
just call your da?

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Come on,
is this party really that good?

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It's iconic, lad.

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You have to do the six shots
of Scousechella. Yeah.

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Each shot's worse than the last.
No-one knows what's in them.

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And after the sixth,
it's pure euphoria, lad. Oh, yes.

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And did you know there's

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a 94.7655-recurring percent chance
of you shagging there?

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PHONE DINGS
What?

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Kieron runs the numbers.

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And he publishes a paper
the week after.

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One sec, lads.
That's... That is a game-changer.

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We can't give up.

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Do you wanna know what else
is a game-changer?

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Getting accused
of doing something heavy.

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What? Just think
how many shags end in that.

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15%.

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Do you remember Michael Collins?

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He was accused
of non-consensual finger-blasting.

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WHISPERS:
He's never been seen again.

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Never.
Heavy.

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You know my policy, girl.
Exes always get tickets.

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As a gesture of goodwill.

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To show sex is never off the table.
MIA-LOUISE: Ew.

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Same for my exes' mates, too.
So, what's happening?

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I'm genuinely concerned about you.

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Thank you. Curious camel, youse.

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You knock me sick.

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BOTH SCREAM AND LAUGH

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GRANDMA PAT: 'There's somewhere

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'your mum wanted me
to take you after school tomorrow.

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'Can you believe it's been a year
since she left us?'

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AIMEE: ..was a famous Scouse person.
MIA-LOUISE: Oh, yeah.

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You not gonna say hello?
Looks upset, doesn't he?

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Mm.
I'll talk to him later.

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Hey, do you think
if he gets a ticket

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it will say "with exclusive access
to Aimee's foo-foo"?

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Shh!
MIA-LOUISE CHUCKLES

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What do you mean, girl?

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All the lads expect sex
at Scousechella,

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especially virgins like Christopher.

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How do you know he's a virgin?
Are you joking me, girl?

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Have you seen his shoes?

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He's gonna wanna hit at least a few
of the six bases of Scousechella.

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What are
the six bases of Scousechella?

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MUSIC: 'Things That Make You Go Hm'
by C C Music Factory

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Touching over clothes.
Yeah?

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Touching under clothes.

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Oral.
Oh!

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Normal shagging.
Mm.

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Anal.
Yeah!

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Urgh!
Lad?

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Yay.
Then six...

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Toe sucking.

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Ah lad, that's...
Huh?

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Toe sucking's
a bigger deal than anal?

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And there's even
a secret seventh base. Uh-huh?

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Period sex.
AIMEE WRETCHES

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Oh, that's scatty, that, lad.
Things that make you go hm. 

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Sorry I'm late. I was picking up
your one-month anniversary gift.

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Oh.
And I think you're gonna like it.

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Nah, you're joking. Get in!

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Ah!

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And I fully expect to have
all six of my bases smashed in.

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HE SWALLOWS
You what?

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BOTH LAUGH

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I can't believe it. Scousechella.

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CHANTING: Say no to your fella
at Scousechella.

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Say no to your fella
at Scousechella.

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Oh...

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Girls, you don't need tickets.

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Think about what happens
at this party,

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and then remember
you have bodily autonomy.

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My body is for me,
my body is my own.

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PHONE DINGS
Oh, my God.

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Lewis has just announced
he's hidden more golden tickets!

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BOTH SQUEAL,
LAUGH

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MUSIC: 'Kebab Spider'
by Sleaford Mods

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Hey, Chris.

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Why did you look so devvo before?
Was it cos you didn't get a ticket?

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Yeah, I'm crushed.
I really wanna go.

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Oh, keen, are you?
Extremely keen.

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And you know about the big six?

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Yep.
And you're still keen?

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Course I am.
You think I wouldn't do them too?

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How many were you thinking of doing?
All six. And in record time too.

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SHE EXHALES
I can be wild, you know.

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You wanna do five AND six?
I'll START with five and six.

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They don't scare me.

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That... That's great. Cheers.

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Hiya, Aimee.

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Hey. Are you and Aimee
going to Scousechella?

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No, she is,
but I didn't get a ticket.

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Dunno if you're lucky or unlucky,
lad.

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I mean, I'm sweating it a bit.

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Like, you know, all the stuff about
the six sex bases of Scousechella.

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Wait, sex bases?

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Yeah. Touching over clothes,
touching under clothes, oral...

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Oh, no, that's what
Aimee was just talking about?

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CONNOR GASPS
She's probably ready, lad.

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But I don't think I am.

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First time, lad?
No!

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Yep.
Me too. That's what I mean.

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How do I tell Lauren
that I'm sweating it?

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"Hi, Aimee. I don't wanna have sex,
but don't worry,

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"I'm still manly, and definitely
won't cry myself to sleep tonight

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"cos I'm thinking about my mum."
Lad! What?

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It's a long story.
Told you, hold it higher.

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CONNOR SIGHS
What's happening, boys?

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What's he holding?
WHISPERS: These idiots.

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All right?
Shut up, lad.

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Charming (!) All right?
I'll shag your da.

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Mine's dead.
I know.

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Aimee got a ticket
cos of his exes policy?

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Yeah. Same as Lauren?
No.

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Lauren never went out with Lewis.
Oh. Aimee said she did.

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MUSIC: 'That's Tha Way Life Goes'
by Nia Archives

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REECE: Oh, where is Chrissie, lad?

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TED: Offending the Japanese society,
probably, with his white privilege.

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Oh, look at him.
Smiling like a big gimp.

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CONNOR LAUGHS

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He's whipped, lad,
this is embarrassing.

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He's a little rat.
We're better off without.

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Just forget about him.
He's clearly forgot about us.

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That's right.

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Come on.
We're meeting Chris at the gate.

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MUSIC: 'Conveniency'
by Nia Archives

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I can't always be, yeah, aye... 

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Shall we watch a film, then?
Oh, yeah.

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What about that Gift From An Ex?
That's new on Netflix, innit?

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What you going on about, you?

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Why didn't you tell me
you got a ticket off Lewis

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cos you used to go out with him?
Who told you that?

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It doesn't matter.
Why haven't you told me?

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Cos I genuinely
didn't think it mattered.

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You told me about your other exes.
So?

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So... isn't it a bit weird

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that Lewis is the only one
you didn't tell me about?

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Connor, I'm sorry.
I should've said something, but...

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I think it's cos
I don't even see him as an ex.

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It went on for, like, two weeks.

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HE EXHALES HEAVILY

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Just forget about
how I got the tickets.

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Let's just go and enjoy ourselves.

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You know, there's a
94.7655-recurring percentage chance

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that you shag there?

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But you're gonna see that it's 100%.

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Cos you'll be in the corner
knocking one out,

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watching me shag another ex
I've not told you about.

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MUSIC: 'Rapper's Delight'
by Xanudu And Sweet Lady

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SIGHS

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Connor told me how youse
were after lunch plop buddies.

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12:45 on the dot.

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You're five minutes late.

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I ain't gonna spend five minutes
arguing with Mo.

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He wants to be my new plop buddy,
but he talks too much during.

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Listen. I know you think I'm
some bitch who's taking him away,

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but the reality is,
when we're together, we're happy.

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You're his best mate.

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Don't you want him to be
the happiest he can be?

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Right, I'm off to come between
the Parry twins, Aiden and Caden.

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It's gonna be tough
to break that strong twin bond,

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but if anyone can,
it's this bitch here.

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Hey, Aiden. You heard
what Caden said about your bird?

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Doesn't surprise me, girl.

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All poshos are turned on
by kinky stuff.

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He's probably one of those that
gets off on having sex in public,

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with people watching.

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You what? I'm not doing that.

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It's the truth.
It can't be.

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Lad, I'm telling you,
it's common knowledge.

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What's common knowledge?

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I'm just telling Chrissy
it was last year's Scousechella

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where Jurgen Klopp made
his decision to leave Liverpool,

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after that heart-to-heart
in the deep,

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00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,959
meaningful chatroom
with that divvy Kieron.

240
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,959
Maybe you can convince him to come
back, Mo, if he's there this year.

241
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,799
Huh?
Cos we're getting smoked

242
00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,959
at Scousechella, baby!

243
00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,959
Oh, I can't believe you got them,
lad! I can't believe!

244
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,959
MO LAUGHS

245
00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,959
MO, TED and REECE: Scousechella,

246
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,959
Scousechella,
Scousechella,

247
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,959
Scousechella,
Scousechella...

248
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,959
Come 'ead, lad.
Look, I appreciate the ticket, boys,

249
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,959
but don't think I'm going.

250
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,959
Why?
What?

251
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,159
Hey, hey.

252
00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,999
Sniff iiiiiiit!

253
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,959
MO, TED and REECE:
Scousechella, Scousechella,

254
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:32,319
Scousechella...
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella...

255
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,479
YELLING: Scousechella, Scousechella,

256
00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:39,959
Scousechella, Scouse...!
Oh! Yeah! Oh, baby!

257
00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,959
Oh, my God. Right, he's a perv.
Oh! Oh! I'm going! Oh!

258
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,959
Oh, God! G...!
SHE CLEARS THROAT

259
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:46,959
HE GASPS

260
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,959
All you're doing is perpetuating
the idea that guys see girls

261
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,959
as sex objects
expected to have sex at this party.

262
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,959
Shame on you.

263
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,999
Shame on your gender.
GIRLS SCREAM

264
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,959
BOTH GIRLS: Scousechella,
Scousechella...

265
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,959
MO: Go 'ead, girls!
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella...

266
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:03,959
GIRLS: Hey, hey, hey, hey!

267
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,959
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella...
ELLA GRACE GROANS

268
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,959
Hey, Ella Grace!
ALL: Scousechella, Scousechella,

269
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,959
Scousechella...
SCREAMS

270
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,959
MUSIC: 'Sway'
by Dean Martin

271
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:17,959
LAUGHS

272
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,959
Now, I haven't won the lottery.

273
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,959
My dad knows someone

274
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,959
who rents vintage cars,
so he's gonna drive us to the party.

275
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:26,959
I can't believe it.
Connor, this is amazing.

276
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,160
Your vehicle awaits, Miss Coleen.

277
00:11:29,161 --> 00:11:33,959
Oh, yeah, tell your brother nice one
for the England shirt. It's spot on.

278
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,959
Actually, that was Lewis's.
He used to shag me in it.

279
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,160
You what?

280
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,959
Yeah, I was wondering what the stain
on the three lions was.

281
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,999
Yeah, sorry. Mine, not his.
Er...

282
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,999
Also, that bald cap? Absolutely not.

283
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,319
MUSIC: 'For Once in My Life'
by Stevie Wonder

284
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,959
Here we go. Now, pass them, Dad.
Thank you.

285
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,319
Hey, I think Chris Moloney's
gonna be there, you know?

286
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,959
Who's that?
Swear down.

287
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,959
Boys, we leave nothing in there, OK?

288
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,639
We need to make sure
that when we're 50,

289
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,959
we're still talking about this

290
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,070
as one of the greatest nights
of our lives.

291
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,960
And if I die in there tonight,
don't be sad.

292
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,959
Be happy I got to live my dream.

293
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,959
Reece Duffy
Consensually shags who he wants

294
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,959
ALL: He shags who he wants
He shags who he wants

295
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,959
Reece Duffy
Consensually shags who he wants... 

296
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:29,959
Whoo!

297
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,959
He shags who he wants... 
MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC

298
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,960
TED: This is it.

299
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,959
Let's have it, then, the boys!
LAUGHING AND WHOOPING

300
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,999
Yeah! Here we are!

301
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,960
Hey, come here! Oh.

302
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,250
Your mum wanted me
to show you were she grew up.

303
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,320
The street we lived on.
She recorded this message for you.

304
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,959
PHONE BEEPS
MUM: 'Hiya, son.

305
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,639
'So, when are you gonna start
leaving me those voice messages

306
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,959
'telling me how you are,
like I asked you for, eh?

307
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,959
'I know, I know, it's hard.

308
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,799
'But you know what else is hard?
Dying.'

309
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,959
Oh.
'So get a grip.'

310
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,959
BOTH LAUGH

311
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:17,959
'I've been thinking a lot recently
about who I was at your age

312
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,959
'because now you're growing up where
I grew up, in my city, my home,

313
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,959
'I want you to know
what I was like at 16

314
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,960
'so you can understand me better
when I'm no longer there.

315
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,959
'That's why I asked your grandma...

316
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,799
'Hiya, Mum.'
Hi, love.

317
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,960
'..to bring you here.

318
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,959
'When we were growing up,
my dad would tell me

319
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,959
'about how Liverpool
was left to rot in the '80s,

320
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:44,959
'and it's one of the reasons

321
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,250
'why the people of Liverpool
stick together.

322
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,639
'When I was 16,
I wanted to paint something

323
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,960
'that represented the spirit
that makes this city so special.

324
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,999
'Mark Twain wrote, "The two
most important days in your life

325
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,959
' "are the day you're born
and the day you find out why."

326
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959
'I actually think there are
loads of days when you find out why.

327
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,320
'Painting this for my dad
was one of mine.

328
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,639
'When life is tough,
you need a team.

329
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,959
'Find the special person
to be in your team, son.

330
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,960
'You'll need them to take on life.'

331
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,010
PHONE DINGS

332
00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:33,959
Christopher's coming the party.

333
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,959
He's probably paid thousands
for a ticket.

334
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,959
Desperate to shag you.

335
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,959
He's put,

336
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,959
"I've had so much shit
build up inside me

337
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,959
"over the last couple of days.

338
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,790
"I'd really like you to be
the person that I unload it on."

339
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,960
Eeee, dirty bastard.
Eurgh.

340
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,960
Oh, my God, lad.

341
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,959
MUSIC STOPS
Is that a gong?

342
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,959
It's not death
that a man should fear.

343
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,959
He should fear never beginning
to live!

344
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,960
GONG CLASHES,
CHEERING

345
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,960
ALL: Five.

346
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,010
Six.

347
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,010
Whoo!

348
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Fire tonight!
CHEERING

349
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,960
Get in there, our kid.

350
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,959
ELLA-LOUISE: Oh, fuck sake.

351
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,959
CHANTING: Scousechella,
Scousechella.

352
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,959
Chella and Scouse,
we're in the big old house.

353
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,959
Ladies and gentlemen,
how tickled I am, how tickled I am.

354
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,959
Why have you come
dressed as an old paedo?

355
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,959
I'm Ken Dodd.
My grandma told me he was famous.

356
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:25,959
Yeah, about 50 years ago.
Do I believe in safe sex?

357
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960
Of course.
I have a handrail round the bed.

358
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:33,959
You're actually obsessed, you.
What? I Googled him.

359
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,959
It's one of his jokes!
Are you gonna ignore me all night?

360
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:37,959
I wanna talk to you.

361
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,960
Why? Ready to unload, are you?
What?

362
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,959
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

363
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:50,959
Something in my heart keeps saying

364
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,959
My someplace is here...

365
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,959
REECE: Work son?
Looks like a little bellend.

366
00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,960
If I had it in my power

367
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:07,959
I would arrange for every girl
To have your charm... 

368
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,999
There he is.

369
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,959
The last person you ever thought
would get a bird, Connor Bell.

370
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,959
The lad who actually used
one of them

371
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,959
girlfriend simulator dating apps,
and even she dumped him.

372
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,959
Grow up, lad. It was mutual.
We wanted different things.

373
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,959
I'm sorry,
but you've dropped something.

374
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:26,999
What?
Your mates.

375
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,960
The minute a girl's shown
any interest in you.

376
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,010
Wayne Rat-ney.

377
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,959
Excuse me, darling.
Oh, the tickle chickens. Ooh!

378
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,960
Freak!
Aimee? Aimee!

379
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,960
Smile.
Yeah, yeah.

380
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:53,959
Lads, I just wanna say congrats
on pulling these absolute worldies.

381
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,959
Fair play, cos youse have done
it being right ugly bastards.

382
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,959
I mean, look at this one. Fuck me.

383
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,959
I thought Shrek weren't a scouser,

384
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,999
and then I realised
he's not even in fancy dress.

385
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,959
Go home
before you get your jaw spun!

386
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,799
Yeah, lad, really?
Reece!

387
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,959
Yeah, you fucking rat!
Why are you acting like a tit?

388
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,830
You're gonna get
your head kicked in.

389
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,959
What's going on with you?
Nothing. I'm sound.

390
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,959
Reece, I've known you since your
Peppa Pig days, you can't lie to me.

391
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Simpler times.

392
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,960
Apart from when Suzy Sheep
moved away. That was heavy.

393
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,959
Is that what this is?

394
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,130
You're Peppa Pig
and Conner's Suzy Sheep?

395
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,639
'Ey, are you sure?

396
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,230
Sure as I am that you're gonna
wanna keep that cap on.

397
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,959
Come on, you.
Oh, my God.

398
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,010
I can't believe it.
You better believe it.

399
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,319
THEY GIGGLE

400
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,959
Oh, erm, right. Er...

401
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,959
Would you just give this
a once over?

402
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,960
Sign where indicated.
The hell's this?

403
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,959
READING: 'By signing the above,
I agree to engage in

404
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,959
'all of the following consensual
sex acts with Mo Azzouz Fassi.'

405
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,959
Oh, my God, the list is endless.

406
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,959
How much porn do you watch,
you weirdo?

407
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,959
You know, like, erm...

408
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,959
I can't believe
I got you so wrong.

409
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,959
I thought you were more mature.
Mature?

410
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,959
That another thing you're into?

411
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,959
Want me to peg an old woman as she
sucks you off with her teeth out?

412
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,959
What?
Listen, Christopher.

413
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,959
Whatever weird shit you're into
is up to you,

414
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,959
but maybe I'm not the girl for you

415
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,959
because I'm just not ready
to have sex.

416
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,799
OK, one, I'm not into weird shit,

417
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,959
and two,
I'm not ready to have sex either.

418
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,959
You are ready, you said
you wanted to do all six bases.

419
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,159
I thought you were talking
about the shots!

420
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,959
You're the one that was talking
about the bases

421
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,959
and asking me how many I wanna do!

422
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,959
Cos I was trying to find out
if you wanted to do them

423
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,550
cos you looked so upset
about not getting a ticket!

424
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,960
Then, this is a bit awkward.

425
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,319
When it happens... it happens.

426
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,959
But I don't wanna force it.
Me too.

427
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,970
And I don't wanna do it at a party,
and definitely not all six.

428
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,959
In fact...
I'm thinking of rebranding them.

429
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:14,959
Five is really seeing the person,
then six...

430
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,000
lovemaking.
THEY LAUGH

431
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,960
When you saw me
in the playground upset...

432
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,090
..it's actually because it's
the anniversary of my mum's death.

433
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,640
Chris... I didn't know.

434
00:20:36,851 --> 00:20:40,999
READING: 'Angry pirate,
slurp and burp,

435
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,959
'banjo for sale, snowball.'

436
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,959
The rusty trombone? You creep!
No, no, no, no!

437
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,319
No, no, I'm not saying we do it.

438
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,799
Just had to put it there
in case we did!

439
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,959
Oh, for fuck sake, Mo! Grace!

440
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,480
MOANING AND GASPING

441
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,960
HE GASPS
Brimble?

442
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,959
GIRL: There he is,
walking like nothing's happened.

443
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,959
He's so creepy.
Who's he texting?

444
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,479
I know, he's a proper freak.
Connor!

445
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160
I need to see you in my office.

446
00:21:20,161 --> 00:21:22,959
Hey, do youse reckon it's true?

447
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,479
I've always had bad vibes from him.
He looks guilty as anything.

448
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,799
AIMEE: I didn't think
he'd do something like that.

449
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,959
I'm afraid there's been
a very serious allegation made

450
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:32,959
against you... of sexual assault.

451
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,959
You what? What do you mean?

452
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,959
I've already spoken
with your father,

453
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,959
and we both agreed
it's best you stay at home

454
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,959
while the safeguarding officer
investigates.

455
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,959
From Lauren?

456
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,959
I'm afraid I can't disclose
who the allegation's come from.

457
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,010
Sexual assault?

458
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,960
Sir, I didn't. I swear.

459
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,960
Did you do it, lad?

460
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,010
There it is.

461
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,960
What's this?

462
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,959
Lad, what's going on?

463
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:19,959
Have you been filming the rooms?
Where's the footage? I need it now.

464
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,650
It was on my laptop, but...
But what?

465
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,959
Someone nicked it at the party, lad.

466
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,999
What if they find the videos
and expose me?

467
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,959
I'll be just like Michael Collins,
never seen again.

468
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,959
Everything I've worked for
will be gone.

469
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:32,959
All my achievements tarnished,

470
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,959
the scraps I've won,
the birds I've shagged.

471
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,959
All them moments
will be lost in time...

472
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,959
like your own cum in a bukkake.

473
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,320
Lad, we get on a flight to, like...

474
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,959
..Fiji, start a farm.

475
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,670
I'll harvest the crops,
you can tend to the livestock.

476
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,960
Fuck off!

477
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,959
YE MA ON VIDEO: 'Hello,
Allsbrooke School, this is Ye Ma.

478
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:12,959
'Youse all know a Scouse ma
always discovers your secrets.

479
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,639
'What time you got home,
if you've been smoking weed,

480
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,960
'and what you got up to
at Scousechella.

481
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,959
'Ye Ma's also wise.

482
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,960
'She knows our secrets only make us
sick until you let them out!

483
00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:29,639
'And that is why Ye Ma's gonna
be dropping footage of the party

484
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:34,319
'to all your emails every day,
starting at 9pm tonight.'

485
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,799
GIRL: Ey, Love Island's on then!

486
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,639
'Now we're
about to have some real fun.

487
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,959
'Nobody's safe...

488
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,959
'unless you didn't go
to Scousechella,

489
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,959
'then you're a nobody anyway.'

490
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,320
MO: I can't wait for this.
EXCITED CHATTER

491
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,959
My grandma sent me here

492
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,250
as my mum left me another message
to listen to.

493
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,159
Hang on, it's a video file.

494
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,959
'Hello, son. Surprise!

495
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,959
'The last day I found out
why I was put on this Earth

496
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,159
'was when I found out
that my cancer was terminal,

497
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:17,319
'cos I knew then I'd have
to do everything in my power

498
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,310
'to make sure you were OK
after I'm gone.

499
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:24,960
'Living with your mental
but loving grandma is one thing...

500
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,639
'..and growing up in my city,

501
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,960
'a city I know will look after you,
is another.'

502
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,960
'And then understanding me more...

503
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:39,479
'..so that you know where you
come from and what connects us.

504
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,960
'Because what have I told you
about sticking together?

505
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,160
'You can't do this alone.

506
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,160
'Me and you are a team,
and we always will be.

507
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,010
'Keep doing me proud.

508
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,960
'Love you forever, my son.'

509
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,960
PHONE BLEEPS
Hi, Mum.

510
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,010
I'm sorry it's taken me so long
to do this.

511
00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,999
I was a bit preoccupied

512
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,319
with my girlfriend
thinking I was a sexual deviant,

513
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,960
but... that happens
in every relationship, right?

514
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,960
This year's been hard.

515
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,960
I miss you so much.
I'll always miss you.

516
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,959
But you'll be so proud of Liverpool.

517
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:37,799
I've made great friends...
and the good news is...

518
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,150
I've found that special person
to be in my team...

519
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,959
..and it's gonna be
a pretty formidable one, because...

520
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,960
I'm falling in love with her.

521
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:15,959
PHONE CHIMES,
BABY CRIES

522
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,959
YE MA: 'Here we are, Allsbrooke.

523
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,960
'Whose secret
should we unwrap first?

524
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,010
'Connor Bell!

525
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,959
'You all think he's a monster,

526
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,960
'but Ye Ma knows that a monster's
story isn't always black and white.'

527
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,640
Look, can we slow down a bit?
Why?

528
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,959
Are you sure? Are you sure?

529
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,250
Are you sure?
Why do you always have to ask me?

530
00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:52,479
Do you not fancy me?
Are you not into it?

531
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,959
Are you sure?
Be impulsive.

532
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,959
What do you want me to do?
Just grab me. Grab me.

533
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,959
Do you not fancy me?
No!

534
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,959
Then show me.
Are you not into it?

535
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,959
No, I am.
Are you not a man?

536
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,959
You're not being a man.
What do you want?

537
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,960
Stop asking me! Be a man!

538
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,010
SHE GASPS

539
00:27:12,851 --> 00:27:16,959
Maybe we should try something
different.

540
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,959
What? Like what? Like this?
How's that? Is that better?

541
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,960
Is this what you want?

542
00:27:22,961 --> 00:27:26,959
It doesn't need to be like this.
But this is what you asked for.

543
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,959
Just be you, Connor.
I am being me.

544
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,959
This isn't you.
It is me. It is.

545
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,960
It is me. It is me. It is me.
It is me. Stop!

546
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,959
Cos I'm a woman

547
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,959
I'm a very fucking brave
Strong woman... 

548
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,960
I didn't want any of this.

549
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,959
You shouldn't have told Mr Meacher.
He assaulted you.

550
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960
It was the right thing to do.

551
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,960
Was a girl, now I'm grown
I'm a woman. 

552
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,639
Did I do something wrong?
REECE: 'I don't think so, Con.'

553
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,960
But others might.

554
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,319
What's gonna happen, mate?
'I dunno, but it's gonna be OK.'

555
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,639
I've got your back.

556
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,959
PHONE CHIMES

557
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,959
YE MA: 'But Ye Ma is not all
about the heavy stuff.

558
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,959
'Ye Ma loves wholesome moments,

559
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:27,959
'natural moments,
moments that just... happen.'

560
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,959
I think I get it.

561
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,959
You've always been the main man,

562
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,959
and you feel like
you're losing your audience.

563
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,959
Connor doesn't need you as much,

564
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,959
your mum doesn't,
cos she's off dating.

565
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,959
You feel like you've peaked,
and that's it. Am I right?

566
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,959
So, what do I do now?

567
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,959
Be yourself cos they still need you.

568
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,959
They just want more, too.

569
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,639
You've got your whole life
ahead of you.

570
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,799
Soon you'll meet the right girl,
and you'll want more, too.

571
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,959
You reckon?
Course you will.

572
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,960
Everyone loves you. I love you.

573
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,959
I was bladdered. He kissed me!

574
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,959
Chris! Chris!

575
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,959
Don't bother.
DOOR SLAMS

576
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,959
YE MA: 'Ye Ma will drop more footage
tomorrow.'

577
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,959
'If you've got nothing to hide,
then you're safe.

578
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,959
'If you do,
then you better pray it's not you.

579
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,959
'Bit pointless, though,
cos no'ing gets past a Scouse ma.'

580
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,960
I cheated myself

581
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,960
Like I knew I would

582
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,960
I told you I was trouble

583
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,960
You know that I'm no good

584
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,640
I told you I-I was trouble

585
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,959
Yeah, you know that I'm no good
No good. 

586
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:55,960
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